IDidItMyWay

Back in the stone age it must have been awesome to be a man, not only could you do whatever the fuck you wanted without repute but also when you spoke the rest of the tribe probably had to listen. There was no such thing as cash so a few smooth rocks and a dead animal could have got you anything your heart so desired.

Let’s compare that to modern day (of course adjusting for inflation), so for example how much would you pay for a woman these days since rocks and meat just ain’t worth what they used to. (I guess you could answer this question exactly with a little undercover research of some Russian/Thai dating sites but let’s just assume these don’t exist.) Read more…

A Florida chick who responded to a craigslist listing needing ‘a person to take care of a man’s adult brother with a diminished mental capacity’ for $600 per week has been scammed.
Janet Schulte has been bottle feeding the man and changing his diapers for the past three months just realised that her patient isn’t disabled at all, instead he is just has one of those fucked up baby fetish men that until now I didn’t know existed outside the Asian world. Read more…

In 1996 my friends and I went and saw the movie ‘Fear’ multiple times because the rollercoaster scene was as close to porn as we could legally get ourselves. At school every mother fucker was talking about it with some trying to relive it at the local carnival.

Admittedly I wasn’t too impressed with it myself, mainly because it was Mark Walberg and Reese Weatherspoon, perhaps if the woman had of been a some chick from more exotic origins and had a sexy accent I could see it being better. Anyway the point here is that after seeing the scene guys with girlfriends/friends who were girls would associate a girl saying ‘yes’ she will go on the rollercoaster with you as code for ‘yes you can stick your nasty dirty fingers in my vajayjay while I pull funny face’. Read more…

While growing up my brother and I had all the video game systems, first there was Atari which was upgraded to Nintendo, Sega Mega Drive, Nintendo 64, Playstation and lastly Playstation 2 before we grew up and decided that getting drunk and chasing chicks was both more productive and fun.

Out of all the games of all those systems the one that easily brought the most joy hands down was Mega drive’s Mortal Kombat. We were about 12 or so and we would be playing that shit nonstop, from Friday afternoon after school until Monday morning we were in the zone. It’s important to remember that this is prior all the energy drink shit that kids are on today so if we had that I can only imagine it would have been even more fucking awesome. Read more…

Every time you refuel your car you’re making some dude in some far away eastern country even more fucking rich. Seriously who the fuck are these guys and what the fuck do they look like?

Since pretty much no one in the western world knows the answers, one smart Arab looking Frenchman in Australia, has decided to play on this and just start telling everyone he is an Arab Price and has since managed to talk his way into using palaces, Ferraris, limousines and bodyguards while wining and dining beautiful women around the globe. Read more…