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		<title>Me Have Your Daughter?</title>
		<link>http://idimw.com/2009/08/me-have-your-daughter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in the stone age it must have been awesome to be a man, not only could you do whatever the fuck you wanted without repute but also when you spoke the rest of the tribe probably had to listen. There was no such thing as cash so a few smooth rocks and a dead animal could have got you anything your heart so desired.]]></description>
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		<title>Man Needs A Mommy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Florida chick who responded to a craigslist listing needing ‘a person to take care of a man's adult brother with a diminished mental capacity’ for $600 per week has been scammed.]]></description>
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		<title>I Want To Marry An Amusement Park Ride</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1996 my friends and I went and saw the movie ‘Fear’ multiple times because the rollercoaster scene was as close to porn as we could legally get ourselves. At school every mother fucker was talking about it with some trying to relive it at the local carnival.

Admittedly I wasn’t too impressed with it myself, mainly because it was Mark Walberg and Reese Weatherspoon, perhaps if the woman had of been a some chick from more exotic origins and had a sexy accent I could see it being better. Anyway the point here is that after seeing the scene guys with girlfriends/friends who were girls would associate a girl saying ‘yes’ she will go on the rollercoaster with you as code for ‘yes you can stick your nasty dirty fingers in my vajayjay while I pull funny face’.]]></description>
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		<title>Monopoly: It&#8217;s Fucking Serious!!</title>
		<link>http://idimw.com/2009/08/monopoly-its-fucking-serious/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While growing up my brother and I had all the video game systems, first there was Atari which was upgraded to Nintendo, Sega Mega Drive, Nintendo 64, Playstation and lastly Playstation 2 before we grew up and decided that getting drunk and chasing chicks was both more productive and fun.

Out of all the games of all those systems the one that easily brought the most joy hands down was Mega drive’s Mortal Kombat. We were about 12 or so and we would be playing that shit nonstop, from Friday afternoon after school until Monday morning we were in the zone. It’s important to remember that this is prior all the energy drink shit that kids are on today so if we had that I can only imagine it would have been even more fucking awesome.]]></description>
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		<title>Idiot of the Week #10 The World!</title>
		<link>http://idimw.com/2009/07/idiot-of-the-week-10-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time you refuel your car you’re making some dude in some far away eastern country even more fucking rich. Seriously who the fuck are these guys and what the fuck do they look like?

Since pretty much no one in the western world knows the answers, one smart Arab looking Frenchman in Australia, has decided to play on this and just start telling everyone he is an Arab Price and has since managed to talk his way into using palaces, Ferraris, limousines and bodyguards while wining and dining beautiful women around the globe.]]></description>
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		<title>Marrying Yourself</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://idimw.com/?p=495</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Finding the right person to be your life time partner can be hard for some people I have read, but though the help of online dating websites even the ugliest people can find a match that is in their league without actually leaving their couch.

As of late social networking sites have started to play a role in this with friends of friends hooking up and shit but two people have taken this a step further and after meeting through facebook are now getting married.]]></description>
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		<title>13yr Old Pregnant From Hotel Pool</title>
		<link>http://idimw.com/2009/07/13yr-old-pregnant-from-hotel-pool-but-still-a-virgin-to-parents/</link>
		<comments>http://idimw.com/2009/07/13yr-old-pregnant-from-hotel-pool-but-still-a-virgin-to-parents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Polish mom is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.
Apparently her 13 year old girl has come back from their family holiday pregnant and but is staying strong that she didn’t meet any boys there... bullshit!!]]></description>
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		<title>Olympian Pimp</title>
		<link>http://idimw.com/2009/07/olympian-pimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was in High school I hardly did any work nor did I bother to study because I knew I was going to be a professional sportsman so as long as I could respond to simple questions in pre and post match interviews the rest would sort itself out. Adding to this all the money I would be making I would constantly present a strong case to teachers before being thrown out of class.]]></description>
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		<title>Idiot of the Week #8 Vincent &#8220;Chocolate&#8221; Smith</title>
		<link>http://idimw.com/2009/07/idiot-of-the-week-8-vincent-augustus-gloop-smith-killed-in-chocolate-pool-machine/</link>
		<comments>http://idimw.com/2009/07/idiot-of-the-week-8-vincent-augustus-gloop-smith-killed-in-chocolate-pool-machine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well this week one lucky unlucky man came as close as possible to the third option. Vincent Smith Jr, 29 while working at Willy Wonka’s a chocolate factory stepped through an opening in the ground and fell into a vat filled with boiling chocolate that was in the process of being mixed.]]></description>
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		<title>For Sale: Naked Pictures Of My Mom</title>
		<link>http://idimw.com/2009/07/for-sale-naked-pictures-of-my-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sway James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the current global economy the way it is, it can be hard to make an honest buck. Well this may be the case for most of us but not a New Zealand teenager who thought selling nude pictures of his fucking mom would be a good idea.]]></description>
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