IDidItMyWay

Are you feeling a little dehydrated? Would you care for a drink to wet your throat? Water? Beer? Well what if I told you there may be something better for you. How about a small jar of an 18 year old “pretty girl’s” saliva?

That’s right, some sicko from China has thought of the web’s newest way to make a quick buck by selling saliva from sleeping teenage girls?

“The drool was all collected from 18-year-old pretty girls when they were sleeping. And buyers can pay later after they certified the authenticity of this product,”

Ok this raises two very important questions;
A) how the fuck do you get salvia from a sleeping girl? Even if for some bazaar reason this guy has actually figure out how to, it still doesn’t explain how on earth he would gather enough to fill a small bottle.
B) how the fuck can anyone EVER ‘authenticate’ the product? For all the buyer knows it came from the sellers pet dog.

But ok let’s give this guy the benefit of the doubt and just ‘assume’ that it’s all legit and there are some weirdo’s out there who WOULD buy this, but the fuck would they actually do with it? You can’t exactly put it on the tv and use it for a point of discussion when friends come around now can you…..

Overall after reading this story it really makes me think that if people are willing to buy this crap knowing there is nothing they can do with it once they have it, what’s some other weird shit I can start selling?

Edit: Since the story became popular around the web, they auction site has removed the listing…. sad face : (

You’ll be on fucking facebook if you’re cool a fucking nerd!! Today while logging in for my weekly facebook visit to see what others in the world have been up to in the past week, sitting at the top, apparently more important than all my friends updates was ‘Soon you will be able to have a username’.

The moment I saw this I think I had a mini fucking orgasm! Well maybe not but I did read on as I thought it must be of some importance to be placed above everything else.

Basically this Friday Night/Saturday Morning at 12:01am facebook will allow its users to register a ‘unique’ username similar to how myspace has functioned forever. What this means is that:

no longer will you have to pass on your facebook id number when you tell friends to add you on facebook

WHAT THE FUCK? Who the fuck has been telling their friends their ID number? On what fucking planet do these people live that their friends find it easier to remember a billion digit ID number then YOUR FUCKING NAME?

Apparently facebook is stressing that you must choose carefully as once you have chosen one you will not be able to change it, for these same reasons until Saturday morning I’ll be compiling a list of fucking awesome names that people who perhaps would have better claim to them then me will be pissed about not getting. Just imagine all the fake friends you can acquire with usernames like ‘bradpitt’, ‘willsmith’, ‘michaeljackson’ and by smacking up a pic of their fucked up heads as your profile pic.

Before you go registering a billion accounts, facebook has delayed anyone who registered to facebook after May31st from competing for names by a week or so. If you want to watch the countdown happen heres the link.

Today while cruising around the net avoiding work at all cost lead me to possible the most intriguing person online in years. This little guy calling him self ‘chickenlittle’ not only looks like an extra from some kids alien’s movie but he also possesses the additional flare of a black gangster attitude.

The questions I have to ask are what the fuck is up with this guy? How fucking old is he? But more importantly why the fuck is this guy not a household name yet?

After watching some of his clips I was on the edge of seriously pissing my pants as he provides golden quotes while he abuses people for providing classic comments such as saying he has a penis on his stomach.

You saying that I got a penis on my fuckin stomach, how bout you huh! How bout that….

or

If you have a problem with me, say something to me, don’t comment on my shit!

How the fuck has this kid/man got access to the internet as you can hear his parents in the background on some of the vids. His bedroom truly looks like that of a 5 year olds with Disney stuff everywhere. If Mike Myers made mini me an international celebrity overnight in Austin Powers let’s hope Youtube does the same for this little gangstar retard.

Click here to view all his clips you fuckin bitch, but don’t mention the penis on his stomach he gets a bit sensitive.