IDidItMyWay

Today while cruising around the net avoiding work at all cost lead me to possible the most intriguing person online in years. This little guy calling him self ‘chickenlittle’ not only looks like an extra from some kids alien’s movie but he also possesses the additional flare of a black gangster attitude.

The questions I have to ask are what the fuck is up with this guy? How fucking old is he? But more importantly why the fuck is this guy not a household name yet?

After watching some of his clips I was on the edge of seriously pissing my pants as he provides golden quotes while he abuses people for providing classic comments such as saying he has a penis on his stomach.

You saying that I got a penis on my fuckin stomach, how bout you huh! How bout that….

or

If you have a problem with me, say something to me, don’t comment on my shit!

How the fuck has this kid/man got access to the internet as you can hear his parents in the background on some of the vids. His bedroom truly looks like that of a 5 year olds with Disney stuff everywhere. If Mike Myers made mini me an international celebrity overnight in Austin Powers let’s hope Youtube does the same for this little gangstar retard.

Click here to view all his clips you fuckin bitch, but don’t mention the penis on his stomach he gets a bit sensitive.

Over the weekend I’m walking around the shopping mall and see this gem in front of me. Obviously the first question that pops into you head when seeing the image on the right is ‘how fucking proud must her parents be?’ right? Maybe not but just imagine your daughter comes home and tells you that her leaving school early to pursue a modeling career is finally paying off as she has been given her lucky break for a magazine cover.

The following month you look through all the men’s magazine covers but nothing, you hate to think of it but you then go to the porn mags to find her but still nothing, accepting she may have been bullshitting, you start to walk out the store and stumble across some chick holding a dirty big fish in her bikini, you laugh then realize it your damn daughter. I can only imagine that’s what happened in this case.

The only thing worse than thinking about what kind of girl would fucking even agree to this shit, is thinking about the fucking polesmokers that would buy this shit. “Your Fishing Bible”…. I think not, although had the bible included chicks in bikinis then perhaps I may have paid a bit more attention to it back in the day before google made finding that shit so easy of course.

Although at almost $20 a copy I’m assuming it must be favourable for those really manly men who really do like their woman smelling of fish….. fucking sicko’s

Over the weekend a news story came out that 6yr old boy took the wheel while his dad a Diabetic Episode. How fucking cool is this kid, yeah sure he fucking got the left over’s from the bottom of the barrel in the looks department  (either that or was trying to be an extra for Benjamin Button) but he has just got himself a get out of jail card with the old man for eternity. Basically any time things aren’t going his way he can pull out the old ‘but I saved you life’ card which can’t be topped.

The only thing better than this for him at the moment is when his parents get on his back about doing homework instead of wasting all his time playing video games he now has a strong argument for a “I’m studying to save lives right here, maths isn’t going to save anyone” response.

Extra thought, by the looks of the kid, the dad’s probably a heavy drinker so probably passed out rather than had any diabetic shit….

I bet after looking at the above picture some of you probably find you in fact now have a semi hard on, now if I tell you that all contestants above are also ‘Kathoeys’ you probably go completely fucking hard as it might mean they are sex addicts, gym junkies, great at blow jobs well if you thought that you are 100% correct. The only point I didn’t mention is that they were all born men, yeah that’s correct ‘Kathoeys’ actually means ‘ladyboy’!

Anyway these ‘Kathoeys’ had their own beauty pageant over the weekend which was watch live by more than 15million. Apparently everyone in Thailand pretty much loves trannies so much more than sexy, natural, no dick chicks and look forward to this thing so much every year that the sponsor put up a massive 100,000 baht (US $2147) and a ‘small Honda’ to the winner. What kind of fucking prize money is this for something with that much interest? People on welfare don’t get of the lounge for a month and they get that much cash, and a ‘small’ fucking Honda.. who gives a shit.

Seriously I’m sure hookers in Thailand get more from drunken western tourists every night of the week for less effort than it would have taken these guys to perform in the pageant which begs the question why the fuck even bother with this shit?
In conclusion my favorite quote of the story has to be:

Sorrawee took the top prize at Miss Tiffany’s Universe 2009 in the beach resort of Pattaya, beating off 29 other transsexuals and receiving a small Honda car, and 100,000 baht in cash on Friday night.

Well done journo!!

I’m not always that serious on this blog but today needs to be an exception because only moments ago I was informed of a lady in England who is encouraging group sex, midget sex and more importantly public indecency of little people everyday all in her very front yard.

Ok you have probably noticed the picture on the left so know that everything I just said was complete fucking bullshit but that’s what the ladies neighbor has said to the local council and now the gnomes have to either wear clothes or she will be fined or prosecuted. Seriously this is right up there with my post a few weeks ago about how cartoon pornography is now the same as child pornography.

If this old bitch doesn’t comply with the council’s demands what the fuck will the police write on her fine? Soliciting public Child/dwarf nudity, or even better if she placed the two fat girl gnomes on top of each other perhaps she would be in the lock up for also encouraging Same Sex intercourse.

What a fucking sad world we now live in where anything and everything is offensive to at least one person out there meaning they fuck it up for everyone else. Anyway before you go getting yourself up set about what lays ahead for this lady and her gnomes, I truly believe that the government will be completely sympathetic as soon as they see she looks like a fucking fat gnome herself.