IDidItMyWay

In a quick update to yesterdays story, it seems that the girl’s mother as predicted didn’t think that selling the kid was the smartest decision on the fathers behalf so
rather than go toe to toe with him she thought she would try and belt the shit out of his new wife.

The video can be seen on TMZ but what TMZ didn’t report but I can break the news here is that the mother is only pissed off because apparently the father had no intention of giving the mother a cut of his potential payday.

Why the fuck would this idiot go and have a punch up in the street? Any fucking chance of her now gaining custody of the kid just flew out the window. Adding further to the fact that she is a just as much of a fucking idiot as the dad is the fact she didn’t go for the hair in the fight nor the other bitches bra, seriously if I was a chick that would be my first two moves mother fuckers.

Last week I posted about how some idiot who sold his 14yr old daughter for $16,000, well it now seems that quite possible after reading my post a poor as fuck father of Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali got the idea to try and sell his nine-year-old daughter too. Now don’t get me wrong when I called him poor as fuck I was careful not to insult his intelligence as this guy is after £200,000 which at the current exchange rate is around US$294,724.

I could easily rehash all my previous thoughts on how selling your daughter probably isn’t the brightest idea a dad should have, so I would rather think how he has valued his daughter as being worth $278,724 more than the other girl.

Sure she is kind of a movie star (well only to people who have seen that movie which is note I) so who would be the potential buyers? Perhaps some semi lonely guy who has always dreamed of dating a movie star, but as she is only 9 at the moment it’s probably a bad investment because if he purchased her today he would have to feed her etc, for at least the next 9 years until he could pull the moves out.

Perhaps there is a desperate couple out there who is unable to currently have children and would love to have one and rather than waiting in an adoption queue they could simply transfer the funds while the dad shipped them the kid? (although shipping is probably not included in the asking price) In saying that it would make even more sense if the couple is super super wealthy and lives in a ‘keeping up with the Joneses’ type street. Because seriously how could any of your fucking neighbors up stage you after buying an underage Indian child actress who was in an Academy Awarded film. There simply is no topping that… is there?

My last possible candidate for the purchase would be none other than Brad and Angelina because maybe just maybe they have a spare spot in their kids of the world collection for an Indian?

Remember back in the day when you were a 31yr old man and used to pretend you were a 12yr old kid just so you could enroll in school again? No, neither would I if I was that old but Neil Havens Rodreick II can answer yes. Since 2005 this dickhead has been shaving like a motherfucker and wearing makeup to help him appear around 12yrs old which until January 07 completely convinced dumb arse teachers. Seriously how stupid can they be? He was probably a good few feet taller than everyone, drove himself to school but more importantly totally owned the court in dodge ball.

On the other side of the coin how fucked up is this guy, when and if I get to 31yrs old the last thing I would want to do if I’m unemployed is go back to school, getting homework again and hanging around 12yr old kids all fucking day. Sure the up sides would be sport time which would no doubt make you feel like Michael Jordan from your outright domination plus you could probably take home any spelling bee or maths awards and put them on your fridge. But In saying that while getting a beer out later that evening and seeing all your star awards would you feel like you earned them? I guess you would because you wouldn’t have cheated, you would simply have studied more than the other students. Sure it’s like 20 years more but who’s fucking counting? But imagine getting up that early putting on the uniform then listening to your teachers boss you around thinking you’re just some kid but in actually fact you may have fucked their mom.

Just when you think this situation probably can’t get any stranger, he has been arrested with three other men who were playing his cousin, uncle and grandfather. All of whom originally met Neil because they were cruising the net looking underage kids to date. I guess we should spare a thought for these guys also though as the feeling they probably experienced after dating him for awhile when he finally told them he was 31 not 12 I imagine could only have felt like it would if your girlfriend told you she was born a man.

At the end of the day I guess the real question here is where the fuck were the talent scouts for those two years?

A man in California has sold his 14 year old daughter for $16,000. How much of a fucking idiot is this guy, not only is $16,000 a steal for a 14 year old but its fucking inhuman in the times we live in. How this guy could have just put his hand out and taken the $16,000 and walked away without his daughter is insanity. The only thing more comical then thinking about how this guy’s brain manages to wipe his own arse after taking a shit is the thought of what he was thinking he will tell the wife when he gets home minus a daughter. I bet he would have been thinking all types of golden excuses for being daughterless; perhaps “a bright light came from up above and zapped her up, there was nothing I could do”. Or another golden one might be “she turned into a Bat and flew away”.

The arse kicking this man would have got (unless of course his wife is anything like him) would have been something to play the Benny Hill theme too.  But what separates this story from the hundreds that IDIMW readers from Iran and shit probably hear of everyday is the fact that after a week on no payment being received the man was left with no choice other than to go to the cops and explain the situation as he knew they would be sympathetic to him. This would be like a crack dealer getting robbed and crying to the cops about everything that was taken, in fact this guy is so dumb that if he was a crack dealer and got robbed he would try and claim the missing crack on insurance.

Fuck there really are some dumb mother fuckers out there…

Today I read a new story about an American family who beat the shit out of their son and swung him around in the air to ‘get rid of a demon’. Apparently the father originally purchased a statue which he believed was possessed by the devil so he go a budda to bury it. After this he start throwing all his shit over the balcony with the final straw being his 3 year old kid.

Why the fuck do religious people do such weird things? Like that fucking weird Silas in that Da Vinci Code movie with him whipping himself with a metal cilice as a form of corporal mortification. Serious what fucking god wants to see his/her people doing that shit. Or that other fucking idiot Osama and how he is using Religion as a motive to hate American (and Bush at the time). Did bush ever give a shit who Allah was? He probably didn’t even know what the fuck Allah was suppose to be. But it goes to show how promising people something that they can’t prove you can’t offer really works in getting them to do anything.

So this got me thinking of other people doing shitting things and wondering what must make them do it, Strippers, prostitutes do it for the money. Public rest room cleaners do it for the money. This you would say is logical as at least they know they are going to get the money. But when it comes to religious freaks just telling someone they may get something is as good as the real thing in the eyes. I mean c’mon those dickheads who flew the planes in 911, they gained absolutely nothing (that is unless they are still up stairs with all their promised virgins).

But on the other hand how fucking awesome would the world be if everyone in the world (except you of course) operated like this? When going to get some gas at the gas station you realise you don’t have any money so you tell the station clerk “if you give me it for free when you die you won’t have pimples anymore” and bam your gas was free. Or your caught stealing a car and the cop ask if you have anything to say, so you tell him he will get an endless supply of doughnuts when he dies if he forgets all about the situation.

Thinking shit like this now kind of makes me want to join a closed gate cult….