IDidItMyWay

I bet after looking at the above picture some of you probably find you in fact now have a semi hard on, now if I tell you that all contestants above are also ‘Kathoeys’ you probably go completely fucking hard as it might mean they are sex addicts, gym junkies, great at blow jobs well if you thought that you are 100% correct. The only point I didn’t mention is that they were all born men, yeah that’s correct ‘Kathoeys’ actually means ‘ladyboy’!

Anyway these ‘Kathoeys’ had their own beauty pageant over the weekend which was watch live by more than 15million. Apparently everyone in Thailand pretty much loves trannies so much more than sexy, natural, no dick chicks and look forward to this thing so much every year that the sponsor put up a massive 100,000 baht (US $2147) and a ‘small Honda’ to the winner. What kind of fucking prize money is this for something with that much interest? People on welfare don’t get of the lounge for a month and they get that much cash, and a ‘small’ fucking Honda.. who gives a shit.

Seriously I’m sure hookers in Thailand get more from drunken western tourists every night of the week for less effort than it would have taken these guys to perform in the pageant which begs the question why the fuck even bother with this shit?
In conclusion my favorite quote of the story has to be:

Sorrawee took the top prize at Miss Tiffany’s Universe 2009 in the beach resort of Pattaya, beating off 29 other transsexuals and receiving a small Honda car, and 100,000 baht in cash on Friday night.

Well done journo!!

I’m not always that serious on this blog but today needs to be an exception because only moments ago I was informed of a lady in England who is encouraging group sex, midget sex and more importantly public indecency of little people everyday all in her very front yard.

Ok you have probably noticed the picture on the left so know that everything I just said was complete fucking bullshit but that’s what the ladies neighbor has said to the local council and now the gnomes have to either wear clothes or she will be fined or prosecuted. Seriously this is right up there with my post a few weeks ago about how cartoon pornography is now the same as child pornography.

If this old bitch doesn’t comply with the council’s demands what the fuck will the police write on her fine? Soliciting public Child/dwarf nudity, or even better if she placed the two fat girl gnomes on top of each other perhaps she would be in the lock up for also encouraging Same Sex intercourse.

What a fucking sad world we now live in where anything and everything is offensive to at least one person out there meaning they fuck it up for everyone else. Anyway before you go getting yourself up set about what lays ahead for this lady and her gnomes, I truly believe that the government will be completely sympathetic as soon as they see she looks like a fucking fat gnome herself.

In a quick update to yesterdays story, it seems that the girl’s mother as predicted didn’t think that selling the kid was the smartest decision on the fathers behalf so
rather than go toe to toe with him she thought she would try and belt the shit out of his new wife.

The video can be seen on TMZ but what TMZ didn’t report but I can break the news here is that the mother is only pissed off because apparently the father had no intention of giving the mother a cut of his potential payday.

Why the fuck would this idiot go and have a punch up in the street? Any fucking chance of her now gaining custody of the kid just flew out the window. Adding further to the fact that she is a just as much of a fucking idiot as the dad is the fact she didn’t go for the hair in the fight nor the other bitches bra, seriously if I was a chick that would be my first two moves mother fuckers.

Last week I posted about how some idiot who sold his 14yr old daughter for $16,000, well it now seems that quite possible after reading my post a poor as fuck father of Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali got the idea to try and sell his nine-year-old daughter too. Now don’t get me wrong when I called him poor as fuck I was careful not to insult his intelligence as this guy is after £200,000 which at the current exchange rate is around US$294,724.

I could easily rehash all my previous thoughts on how selling your daughter probably isn’t the brightest idea a dad should have, so I would rather think how he has valued his daughter as being worth $278,724 more than the other girl.

Sure she is kind of a movie star (well only to people who have seen that movie which is note I) so who would be the potential buyers? Perhaps some semi lonely guy who has always dreamed of dating a movie star, but as she is only 9 at the moment it’s probably a bad investment because if he purchased her today he would have to feed her etc, for at least the next 9 years until he could pull the moves out.

Perhaps there is a desperate couple out there who is unable to currently have children and would love to have one and rather than waiting in an adoption queue they could simply transfer the funds while the dad shipped them the kid? (although shipping is probably not included in the asking price) In saying that it would make even more sense if the couple is super super wealthy and lives in a ‘keeping up with the Joneses’ type street. Because seriously how could any of your fucking neighbors up stage you after buying an underage Indian child actress who was in an Academy Awarded film. There simply is no topping that… is there?

My last possible candidate for the purchase would be none other than Brad and Angelina because maybe just maybe they have a spare spot in their kids of the world collection for an Indian?

Remember back in the day when you were a 31yr old man and used to pretend you were a 12yr old kid just so you could enroll in school again? No, neither would I if I was that old but Neil Havens Rodreick II can answer yes. Since 2005 this dickhead has been shaving like a motherfucker and wearing makeup to help him appear around 12yrs old which until January 07 completely convinced dumb arse teachers. Seriously how stupid can they be? He was probably a good few feet taller than everyone, drove himself to school but more importantly totally owned the court in dodge ball.

On the other side of the coin how fucked up is this guy, when and if I get to 31yrs old the last thing I would want to do if I’m unemployed is go back to school, getting homework again and hanging around 12yr old kids all fucking day. Sure the up sides would be sport time which would no doubt make you feel like Michael Jordan from your outright domination plus you could probably take home any spelling bee or maths awards and put them on your fridge. But In saying that while getting a beer out later that evening and seeing all your star awards would you feel like you earned them? I guess you would because you wouldn’t have cheated, you would simply have studied more than the other students. Sure it’s like 20 years more but who’s fucking counting? But imagine getting up that early putting on the uniform then listening to your teachers boss you around thinking you’re just some kid but in actually fact you may have fucked their mom.

Just when you think this situation probably can’t get any stranger, he has been arrested with three other men who were playing his cousin, uncle and grandfather. All of whom originally met Neil because they were cruising the net looking underage kids to date. I guess we should spare a thought for these guys also though as the feeling they probably experienced after dating him for awhile when he finally told them he was 31 not 12 I imagine could only have felt like it would if your girlfriend told you she was born a man.

At the end of the day I guess the real question here is where the fuck were the talent scouts for those two years?