IDidItMyWay

Finding the right person to be your life time partner can be hard for some people I have read, but though the help of online dating websites even the ugliest people can find a match that is in their league without actually leaving their couch.

As of late social networking sites have started to play a role in this with friends of friends hooking up and shit but two people have taken this a step further and after meeting through facebook are now getting married. Read more…

Ladies and gays, imagine meeting the man of your dreams (yes… a fitness fanatic and bodybuilder, now I’m all giggly). After dating for 6 months he moves in with you. After 8 months he decides to propose to you, you of course say yes.

As the wedding day approaches all your fat single girlfriends can’t stop talking about the hens night and how fucking awesome it will be to have strippers pay attention to them you. While cruising around the net for hens night strippers, one of the fatties ‘stumbles’ across a porn site feature your husband to be.

Well this shit happened to Haylie Hocking and because of this she has called off her wedding and acting all innocent saying how she could never marry a porn star plus going on even further to say that he actually lied to her because he never told her he was one.

Well my question for this bitch is did you ever fucking ask him are you a porn star? If not then I guess he never actually lied now did he?

“I don’t know if I will ever be able to trust a man again.”

Shit the fuck up you whiny bitch, seriously who gives a fuck? She was fine getting all the presents and shit plus it would appear ‘he must have been taken his work home’ for her to not have been curious. I guess I could even go as far as defending him as being completely truthful when he told her:

He would often go away weekends, telling her he was training clients in a gym.

We all know that it’s pretty much the same thing though isn’t? Well that’s atleast how I think of it when I always tick ‘athletic’ on ‘body type’ questionaires.

In a quick update to yesterdays story, it seems that the girl’s mother as predicted didn’t think that selling the kid was the smartest decision on the fathers behalf so
rather than go toe to toe with him she thought she would try and belt the shit out of his new wife.

The video can be seen on TMZ but what TMZ didn’t report but I can break the news here is that the mother is only pissed off because apparently the father had no intention of giving the mother a cut of his potential payday.

Why the fuck would this idiot go and have a punch up in the street? Any fucking chance of her now gaining custody of the kid just flew out the window. Adding further to the fact that she is a just as much of a fucking idiot as the dad is the fact she didn’t go for the hair in the fight nor the other bitches bra, seriously if I was a chick that would be my first two moves mother fuckers.

Remember back in the day when you were a 31yr old man and used to pretend you were a 12yr old kid just so you could enroll in school again? No, neither would I if I was that old but Neil Havens Rodreick II can answer yes. Since 2005 this dickhead has been shaving like a motherfucker and wearing makeup to help him appear around 12yrs old which until January 07 completely convinced dumb arse teachers. Seriously how stupid can they be? He was probably a good few feet taller than everyone, drove himself to school but more importantly totally owned the court in dodge ball.

On the other side of the coin how fucked up is this guy, when and if I get to 31yrs old the last thing I would want to do if I’m unemployed is go back to school, getting homework again and hanging around 12yr old kids all fucking day. Sure the up sides would be sport time which would no doubt make you feel like Michael Jordan from your outright domination plus you could probably take home any spelling bee or maths awards and put them on your fridge. But In saying that while getting a beer out later that evening and seeing all your star awards would you feel like you earned them? I guess you would because you wouldn’t have cheated, you would simply have studied more than the other students. Sure it’s like 20 years more but who’s fucking counting? But imagine getting up that early putting on the uniform then listening to your teachers boss you around thinking you’re just some kid but in actually fact you may have fucked their mom.

Just when you think this situation probably can’t get any stranger, he has been arrested with three other men who were playing his cousin, uncle and grandfather. All of whom originally met Neil because they were cruising the net looking underage kids to date. I guess we should spare a thought for these guys also though as the feeling they probably experienced after dating him for awhile when he finally told them he was 31 not 12 I imagine could only have felt like it would if your girlfriend told you she was born a man.

At the end of the day I guess the real question here is where the fuck were the talent scouts for those two years?

A man in California has sold his 14 year old daughter for $16,000. How much of a fucking idiot is this guy, not only is $16,000 a steal for a 14 year old but its fucking inhuman in the times we live in. How this guy could have just put his hand out and taken the $16,000 and walked away without his daughter is insanity. The only thing more comical then thinking about how this guy’s brain manages to wipe his own arse after taking a shit is the thought of what he was thinking he will tell the wife when he gets home minus a daughter. I bet he would have been thinking all types of golden excuses for being daughterless; perhaps “a bright light came from up above and zapped her up, there was nothing I could do”. Or another golden one might be “she turned into a Bat and flew away”.

The arse kicking this man would have got (unless of course his wife is anything like him) would have been something to play the Benny Hill theme too.  But what separates this story from the hundreds that IDIMW readers from Iran and shit probably hear of everyday is the fact that after a week on no payment being received the man was left with no choice other than to go to the cops and explain the situation as he knew they would be sympathetic to him. This would be like a crack dealer getting robbed and crying to the cops about everything that was taken, in fact this guy is so dumb that if he was a crack dealer and got robbed he would try and claim the missing crack on insurance.

Fuck there really are some dumb mother fuckers out there…