IDidItMyWay

Every week now someone is selling their virginity online. As I write this someone, somewhere is probably thinking about selling their virginity and buying a new Prada bag with the money.

How stupid are these people? What if the highest bidder is some old bastard who has aids and wants to pass it on? So basically this ‘publicized’ virgin would be aids infected from the go and more than likely wouldn’t even dream about going to be tested as they would think ‘huh what are the odds?’.

What is there to gain out of selling your virginity also? How would you explain that to your future partner when they google your name and a local news story of your online auction comes up. This is a really big problem in Japan at the moment also, except not as publicized.  Young girls in Japan actually are doing this on a daily basis and for far less then these online virgin celebrity are getting through what is known as ‘Enjo kōsai’ in English ‘Compensated Dating’ where school girls arrange dates with men in exchange for money. In many cases the dates lead to a love hotel and the rest is history. These guys like the online idiots either don’t see the danger or simply ignore it.

Although it’s very very difficult for a parent to know that their kids are doing all this shit I swear if I found out my kid ever did I would fucking beat the shit out of the guys taking advantage of these fucked up situations.

Anyone wanting to know more about ‘Enjo kōsai’ I suggest watching the japanese movie Love & Pop or there is an interesting article explaining a school girls experience with compensated dating on timeasia.

Lately I have been seeing more and more old people still working in places like McDonalds and shit. It could be due to current state of the world financially or it could be because they think they aren’t old.

Every second week on tv and in the papers there are news stories that 40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 30 and I’m presuming before the end of the year 100 will be the new 30. Fuck why can’t people get over getting old. Just because the paper says your age is the new 30 doesn’t mean you’re not going to die soon.

Another thing I can’t fucking stand at the moment are MILF wannabes. Who the fuck out there are they serious fooling? When I see them the first thing that comes to mind is ‘dirty old slut/hooker’. You all know the ones I’m talking about… the ones who wear mini shirts with cellulite and shit shaking all over the place when they walk in front of you. It’s the absolute fucking worse when you behind them going up and escalator. I literally have to look in another direction to stop myself from throwing up all over the fat legs.

Don’t get me wrong I’m sure it’s not just and old woman issue. I also can’t stand shithead men who for some reason or another think they live in Hawaii and must wear the huge Hawaiian shirts while shopping with their fake blonde wives.

When I get old all I’m doing every day is smoking a pipe, getting shit drunk and ‘accidently’ forgetting to pay for shit while out shopping. Fuck I can’t wait!!

Today while looking over the web I came across this ‘Love Letter’, it truly touched my heart and brought a tear to my eye, because of this I felt it important to share it with the idimw world.

I love the “not just friends but best friends” part!

Ok having recently gone through separation after seven years it has come to my attention that relationships are

• A) difficult
  
• B) leave you feeling like shit when they are finished.

I compare a relationship to a good night out,

Meeting the Girl and potential to date:
At the start of the night you are all excited perhaps starting to have a few drinks with your friends a little light headed with great great ambitions for what will come of the evening.

After a few months:
A few hours later you are in the middle of the night and your feeling content, maybe the night hasn’t gone to plan but at least your still having fun.

The Break-up:
The next morning has come, you are now hearing of the shit you did and can’t believe that you would be possible of doing such things, adding to this self esteem depression is the fact you feel like you going to be sick and your not sure if it’s due to the drinking or the embarrassment that it ever happened.

Now don’t get me wrong, those of you out there currently in a relationship probably think this could and never will happen to you. There is a possibility that it won’t, but when should it occur you will reach the phase that I now call ‘fucking over it’ when you see the other person out and it’s a surreal feeling because it almost feels like you are still together but then you see them trying to hook up with the strangest looking individuals (isn’t it weird how when you see an ex with someone else you almost instantly turn into a model thinking to yourself that ‘phhh I’m so much better looking than him/her) and it complete fucks you night.

Ok ok now that I have given you enough information to feel the pain next comes my solution (to date) go out but make sure you will not see the ex (actually seise all contact with the ex, mentally acting as if they are no longer on earth will greatly help you in the moving on phase) soon as you see a member of the opposite sex that you feel is up to your standards do not hold back and instantly talk to them. But in your head think that your actually to good for the person and you will be very very surprised at how that can change your confidence levels.

Overall I guess I really wonder what the point of a relationship is as after a few months things will never be the same you and the person know that, you know that the feeling that you both felt is gone for ever and can only be felt again when you find someone new. Its kind of bull shit how that feeling can only be found through moving on but then you carry the baggage of wanting the other person to not move on, to remain frozen until the day you want to feel shitty again.