While I was in High school I hardly did any work nor did I bother to study because I knew I was going to be a professional sportsman so as long as I could respond to simple questions in pre and post match interviews the rest would sort itself out. Adding to this all the money I would be making I would constantly present a strong case to teachers before being thrown out of class.
Since then obvious my big league dreams have now come back to reality and the most ‘ball’ I play is throwing rocks at retarded kids from my balcony trees and birds. So at times, as most of you know seeing all these other arseholes that did actually make it on TV and loving the high life on their giant deposable incomes can make you pissed off.
Well that is until today when I read how Logan Campbell, an New Zealand taekwondo Olympian is now running a brothel to try and recoup some of the $121,000 that it cost him to get his arse in the last Olympics and perhaps get it back there in the next.
In reading this my first reaction was to laugh at how he is poor and how he and his parents actually used their own money to get there and he didn’t even win shit, but then I released that what he has now is 1000 times more fucking awesome. Think about it he is working with slutty chicks everyday that are banging rich dudes for money which ultimately ends up in his fucking pocket.
Campbell planned to take a couple of years off, hopefully earn up to $300,000 from the brothel and launch his bid for the 2012 Olympics in London in 2011.
$300,000 in two years, fuck me!! Now I am more pissed off at this guy than sports stars making the big bucks because at least they somewhat have to be on good behaviour, diet right and train all week but this fucker now gets to order sluts around, probably get a blowy in his lunch break should he wish and goes home with way more money than I do.
That mother fucker.
Adding further to this the fact he is getting so much publicity now purely because he was a half arse Olympian meaning more people will go and try it out to see what it’s all about, ultimately resulting in more money in this fuckers pocket.
Why couldn’t I have been smart enough back in high school to instead of training like a mother fucker towards a future in professional sports that would never happen, I should have been getting in the crowds with slutty chicks and offering them a job of making me shit loads of cash while they made minimal wage and were fired when they were no longer hot enough.
Fuck my kid is going to be so fucking loaded when I pass on all the information I have learnt from my mistakes!!
afternoon which would keep all you fuckers happy. I thought about girls of the world but it’s already done. I thought of awesome T-shirt of the week, done. These are just two of many ideas, but just as I thought the is nothing out there cool enough for me to post on a regular basis BAM an idiot come my way and has given me the theme of Idiot of the week where every Friday I’ll point out some idiot who has done something that everyone else can point and laugh at.
