IDidItMyWay

Another fucking massive two weeks for me, I’m moving into my new place this Friday which is something to look forward to, on another plus this week I applied for a government job 5 minutes walk from my new place. It pays 10k more than my current job and has a shit load more time off so hopefully that will pan out.

The whole government job application process is complete bullshit though, first you have a phone interview, then a online timed test, then a information night, then a group activities day, then a face to face interview, then a medical and only upon successfully getting through all those stages do you get the gig. I’m at the group activities stage so it will be interesting to see what fucking nerds will be there.

This morning I watched a new comedy Central show ‘Tosh.0’ interesting show about shit that happens on the net, give it a try.

NOTE: no the image has no relevancy to this post in anyway, I just thought it was funny.

I bet after looking at the above picture some of you probably find you in fact now have a semi hard on, now if I tell you that all contestants above are also ‘Kathoeys’ you probably go completely fucking hard as it might mean they are sex addicts, gym junkies, great at blow jobs well if you thought that you are 100% correct. The only point I didn’t mention is that they were all born men, yeah that’s correct ‘Kathoeys’ actually means ‘ladyboy’!

Anyway these ‘Kathoeys’ had their own beauty pageant over the weekend which was watch live by more than 15million. Apparently everyone in Thailand pretty much loves trannies so much more than sexy, natural, no dick chicks and look forward to this thing so much every year that the sponsor put up a massive 100,000 baht (US $2147) and a ‘small Honda’ to the winner. What kind of fucking prize money is this for something with that much interest? People on welfare don’t get of the lounge for a month and they get that much cash, and a ‘small’ fucking Honda.. who gives a shit.

Seriously I’m sure hookers in Thailand get more from drunken western tourists every night of the week for less effort than it would have taken these guys to perform in the pageant which begs the question why the fuck even bother with this shit?
In conclusion my favorite quote of the story has to be:

Sorrawee took the top prize at Miss Tiffany’s Universe 2009 in the beach resort of Pattaya, beating off 29 other transsexuals and receiving a small Honda car, and 100,000 baht in cash on Friday night.

Well done journo!!

OK, I have applied for another 15 jobs since my last entry but still no word back. So haven’t been doing anything really, yesterday I bet on the horses and managed to pick up a few dollars which was good.

Also caught up on some tv shows I was either behind in or not aware of yet. Anyway I caught an episode of a ‘double shot at love’ which is a dating show that has the same concept as the Tila Tequila’s ‘a shot at love’ instead it has twin sisters this time who are both bi sexual which got me thinking. I’m sure their parents are aware of this show so I wonder how they feel about it? I know if I was their father and I would fucking piss me off.

Honestly on this episode there was a dumb sufer guy who happens to win the episode challenge and got to go on a private date with them both. During the date he had alone time with each sister and was making out with both of them. Sure it’s exciting/a fantasy for him but really how classy are these girls… both watched the other with the guy and had no problem with it. In a club this could be put down to perhaps drunk girls but on national tv is just dirty.

Now that they have stretched the concept from Tila to twin sisters, I’m guessing its only a matter of time before they find some gay triplet guys or something and before it becomes a reality I would like to say I shall not be watching it, BUT should they find bi triplet ladies then I probably will….
Overall I’ll probably keep watching since I have so much time up my sleeve and not enough other shows to fill it in at the moment.

Ohh also I lost big on the Oscars the other day too, how the fuck did Mickey Rourke loose to Sean Penn?