IDidItMyWay

Back in the stone age it must have been awesome to be a man, not only could you do whatever the fuck you wanted without repute but also when you spoke the rest of the tribe probably had to listen. There was no such thing as cash so a few smooth rocks and a dead animal could have got you anything your heart so desired.

Let’s compare that to modern day (of course adjusting for inflation), so for example how much would you pay for a woman these days since rocks and meat just ain’t worth what they used to. (I guess you could answer this question exactly with a little undercover research of some Russian/Thai dating sites but let’s just assume these don’t exist.) Read more…

A Florida chick who responded to a craigslist listing needing ‘a person to take care of a man’s adult brother with a diminished mental capacity’ for $600 per week has been scammed.
Janet Schulte has been bottle feeding the man and changing his diapers for the past three months just realised that her patient isn’t disabled at all, instead he is just has one of those fucked up baby fetish men that until now I didn’t know existed outside the Asian world. Read more…

In 1996 my friends and I went and saw the movie ‘Fear’ multiple times because the rollercoaster scene was as close to porn as we could legally get ourselves. At school every mother fucker was talking about it with some trying to relive it at the local carnival.

Admittedly I wasn’t too impressed with it myself, mainly because it was Mark Walberg and Reese Weatherspoon, perhaps if the woman had of been a some chick from more exotic origins and had a sexy accent I could see it being better. Anyway the point here is that after seeing the scene guys with girlfriends/friends who were girls would associate a girl saying ‘yes’ she will go on the rollercoaster with you as code for ‘yes you can stick your nasty dirty fingers in my vajayjay while I pull funny face’. Read more…

Being a best man at a wedding has a ton of fucking perks, firstly there is the possibility of banging one of the brides maids, being the centre of attention without anyone caring how you behave and best of all being you get to organise the bucks party.

Well for one Aussie guy, a dream it was not as he is now suing the stripper for rape. Apparently while the second stripper of the evening while naked with a strap on dick was performing her act on the best man. He was on all fours with his arse hanging out of his pants. While she was simulating a sexual position he thrusted backwards leading to the pink dildo entering his arse. Read more…

When people think of men in Japan, they often instantly picture a quiet, gentle, shy business type man who is very committed to both his job and the role of provider for his housewife and children.

Only when you scratch below the surface do you find a completely different type of man is more common in Japan. This man differs dramatically as he probably spreads only a few hours a week at home with his family, with the rest instead spread between the office, bars, karaoke and gentlemen’s clubs. Read more…