IDidItMyWay

This week’s idiot speaks for herself but I will explain the situation; in a US kindergarten class children were asked to draw a picture showing what they would like to be when they grow up

This of course is a standard kid question but when one of the pictures came in, it didn’t appear so incident, resulting in the girls mother writing the teacher an explanation letter.
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In 1996 my friends and I went and saw the movie ‘Fear’ multiple times because the rollercoaster scene was as close to porn as we could legally get ourselves. At school every mother fucker was talking about it with some trying to relive it at the local carnival.

Admittedly I wasn’t too impressed with it myself, mainly because it was Mark Walberg and Reese Weatherspoon, perhaps if the woman had of been a some chick from more exotic origins and had a sexy accent I could see it being better. Anyway the point here is that after seeing the scene guys with girlfriends/friends who were girls would associate a girl saying ‘yes’ she will go on the rollercoaster with you as code for ‘yes you can stick your nasty dirty fingers in my vajayjay while I pull funny face’. Read more…

While growing up my brother and I had all the video game systems, first there was Atari which was upgraded to Nintendo, Sega Mega Drive, Nintendo 64, Playstation and lastly Playstation 2 before we grew up and decided that getting drunk and chasing chicks was both more productive and fun.

Out of all the games of all those systems the one that easily brought the most joy hands down was Mega drive’s Mortal Kombat. We were about 12 or so and we would be playing that shit nonstop, from Friday afternoon after school until Monday morning we were in the zone. It’s important to remember that this is prior all the energy drink shit that kids are on today so if we had that I can only imagine it would have been even more fucking awesome. Read more…

Being a best man at a wedding has a ton of fucking perks, firstly there is the possibility of banging one of the brides maids, being the centre of attention without anyone caring how you behave and best of all being you get to organise the bucks party.

Well for one Aussie guy, a dream it was not as he is now suing the stripper for rape. Apparently while the second stripper of the evening while naked with a strap on dick was performing her act on the best man. He was on all fours with his arse hanging out of his pants. While she was simulating a sexual position he thrusted backwards leading to the pink dildo entering his arse. Read more…

When people think of men in Japan, they often instantly picture a quiet, gentle, shy business type man who is very committed to both his job and the role of provider for his housewife and children.

Only when you scratch below the surface do you find a completely different type of man is more common in Japan. This man differs dramatically as he probably spreads only a few hours a week at home with his family, with the rest instead spread between the office, bars, karaoke and gentlemen’s clubs. Read more…