28 Jul
Out Of Control Dicks
No matter what kind of man you are, no matter how much money you have or earn, no matter how good looking or ugly you are… all of us at times lose control of our dicks when we least expect it.
At some point in your life you have been in public somewhere and without invitation your dick has just all of a sudden decided to check what’s up.
Remember back in high school when this shit would happen, it was always when you least expected it too for no fucking reason at all and the only way to regain control of you member was by thinking of the golden girls having a shower together just so you could fucking stand up again without detention. Read more…
Every time you refuel your car you’re making some dude in some far away eastern country even more fucking rich. Seriously who the fuck are these guys and what the fuck do they look like?
Finding the right person to be your life time partner can be hard for some people I have read, but though the help of online dating websites even the ugliest people can find a match that is in their league without actually leaving their couch.
Anyone who has had their shit stolen can agree that its one of the fucking wost feelings. Not only are you pissed off because you now have to do so much work to either cancel cards, replace the shit, call the cops or at worst just fucking punch a wall because none of the above will solve it.